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Saigon...Soul City - 2005
I'm sitting at my favourite table at the Bach Dang Cafe and I'm looking
out for the Winklepicker Boy. I scan the bedlam of the busy street corner
and the passing pedestrians but he, his distinctive slippery shuffle and
his rattling shoeshine box, are nowhere to be seen.
I sip my iced coffee and keep my eyes peeled. It's my second visit to
Saigon (few in the south call it Ho Chi Minh City) since returning to Australia
after living in Vietnam's largest and most vibrant metropolis for nearly
three years, three years during which I fell in love with the place and
its enterprising and optimistic people, the sultry gin and tonic heat and
the sometimes head-aching madness of it all.
"Hey you, you want shoe shine. Very cheap. One dollar," were
the first words the Winklepicker Boy said to me then, before he became
the selfappointed maintenance manager of my own black brogues and brown
Blundstone boots.
The first thing I noticed about him were his shoes. While his Tshirt and
shorts were just a few loose threads away from being rags, his feet were
the proud bearers of one of the finest pairs of black winklepickers I'd
ever seen. Long, slender and slightly dangerous, they gleamed like the
Saigon River on a moonlit night.
He told me the oversized shoes were all that he had left of his father,
of his family. In the room he slept in at night with some other street
boys, he clasped them tight to his heart, otherwise they'd be gone in the
morning.
I sit back and watch the world hurtle by on the corner of Pasteur and Le
Loi streets, where it's always rush hour in this city of about seven million
people and half as many motorbikes. A passing hawker catches my eye and
offers me a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses that we both know are not really
Ray Ban sunglasses. The old woman who runs the cigarette stall outside
beckons me with a onetooth grin and wordlessly, I manage to convey that
I don't smoke. She offers me a parcel of rice wrapped in a banana leaf.
I could sit here all day - which I have done happily many times before,
simply observing the city at work and play - but I decide to revisit my
favourite haunts, the places that were the joyful ingredients of my daily
life here.
So I edge past the corner service station - one man, one oil-stained rag,
a pump, a handful of spanners and a plastic container of two-stroke fuel
- and turn right down Le Loi (the city's main avenue) and head for the
Ben Thanh market.
I refuse the invitations of the cyclo drivers ("Hey you. Where you
go? We go round, one dollar.
No problem") because with cyclos you inevitably end up paying more
than you bargained for. And besides, the centre of Saigon is best seen
on foot. The greater city is a chaotic sprawl but District 1 is surprisingly
compact and intimate.
The French took control of Saigon in 1859 and quickly embarked on a building
program that included wide tree-lined boulevards and architecture that
would not look out of place in Paris, and much of it survives today in
Saigon's inner city districts. It may not be as concentrated as it is in
Hanoi's old quarter but some of the best examples of French colonial building
are to be found in Saigon - the grand central post office, the glorious
wedding cake of a town hall (now the headquarters of the People's Committee),
Notre Dame Cathedral, the Opera House, the Majestic Hotel, the main court
house, and the many shops that line Le Loi and Nguyen Hue streets and the
city's other main thoroughfares.
It is easy to see why the French called it the Pearl of the Orient.
Indeed, the French architectural legacy is everywhere in the city, not
just the centre. You just have to look out for the elegant villas and public
buildings that are often hidden behind a sometimes dishevelled modern veneer.
Built in 1914, the Ben Thanh market occupies an entire block and is a lively
jamboree of smiling, beckoning vendors offering everything in Vietnam that
seems to have been grown, woven, sewn, cooked and enthusiastically manufactured
to infringe international copyright. Outside I watch an old woman having
her chin shaved of unwanted hair with an ancient electric razor. Inside,
the dazzling daylight is filtered through the central dome and it's a refreshing
respite from the heat. I stop and breathe it all in as the business of
life echoes around this bustling playground of energetic buying, selling
and haggling.
I have been to similar markets in Cambodia and Laos but none matches this
for variety of goods being sold or the warmth and ebullience of those doing
the selling. Despite the recent troubles they have had to endure, the Vietnamese
are a warm and fun-loving people, always ready to celebrate something.
This is particularly true in the south, where the year-long sunshine and
the considerable distance from the cold fingers of central government in
Hanoi have given the people a distinctive feisty independence and joie
de vivre.
It is this spirit that makes Saigon the heart and soul of the country."
Sir, sir, you buy T-shirt, sir.
Calvin Klein, one hundred per cent. Polo shirt, very beautiful.
From America," a young woman shouts to me.
That's America, the one just on the outskirts of Saigon. The little polo
player on the breast of the shirt looks like he's about to tumble off his
horse but I buy the shirt anyway. I'd always fancied myself in canary yellow
and for $5 you can't go wrong.
I squeeze, breath held and stomach in, through the tight rows of tailor's
cloth, woven baskets, blue-patterned pottery, glittering jewellery and
criminally cheap sunglasses.
There are enough shoes here to shod most of South-East Asia. I stop at
the fruit stalls, where the women sit cross-legged on the tiled floor,
or elevated on wicker platforms, like Buddhas in a temple, and buy a dragonfruit.
With its devil-red skin and hornlike spurs, it looks prehistoric but tastes
post-modern. As a Westerner I pay more than I should but there are so many
dong to the dollar that it's not worth worrying about. I have seen visitors
angrily haggling with a coconut seller over what amounts to a few cents
and wondered whether bargaining can be taken too far.
I cannot resist the entreaties of the food vendors and take a seat on a
child-size plastic chair and have a bowl of beef noodle soup, or pho bo,
as it is called locally. Effectively the country's national dish, pho is
a fragrant bowl of broth with beef or chicken, noodles, spring onions,
bean shoots and a garnish of fresh herbs. As well as a great way to start
the day it is a lifesaving hangover remedy. I remind myself to pay a visit
to my favourite pho shop, Pho Hoa, in District 3.
I bypass the butchers' section, where the women cheerily slit the throats
of a variety of anxious looking fowl, and skin frogs as they would peel
off a rubber glove by the kitchen sink. I wave and smile my way past the
flower sellers and out into Le Thanh Ton Street. I move along, constantly
gazing upwards to admire the graceful colonial French architecture that
crowns the functional shops below, like tiaras on care-worn faces. Weaving
along the footpath, between shoppers, beggars and street stalls, I reach
my tailor of choice, Mr Dung.
The Melbourne comedian Hung Le tells this joke about his fellow countrymen:
How do you know if you have been burgled by a Vietnamese? Answer: He has
done your homework and stolen your sewing machine. And it's true, if you
want to have clothes made, Vietnam is the place to do it. At any time of
the day, anywhere in the country, someone is sewing something worth wearing.
Mr Dung (pronounced Yoong) greets me with a warm smile of reaquaintance
and memories of many suits past, and I order a handful of shirts, which
we agree I can collect in five days. Experience tells me I should go back
in six or seven. Needless to say, the cost is a fraction of the amount
it would be in Australia and the result is far superior to anything you
can buy off the rack there.
I consider a visit to a War Remnants Museum (previously known rather indelicately
as the Museum of Chinese and American War Crimes), to remind myself of
the years of hardship suffered by Vietnamese people during what they call
the American War but decide against it. While the city has many beautiful
pagodas and temples and fascinating, if slightly tired, museums worth visiting,
Saigon for me is about walking the streets, where with every step you are
almost guaranteed to see something you have never seen before. It is about
breathing, smelling, tasting, absorbing as much as you can. Tourism by
osmosis.
So I decide on a cheerier course of action with a walk down to the river.
This requires crossing the road at what I call the Russian Roulette Roundabout
just outside the Ben Thanh market. Here, four main arteries converge into
a raging white water of smoke-belching buses, trucks, cars, motorbikes,
bicycles and previously unknown mutations thereof. As Sinatra should have
sang, "if you can cross the street here, you can cross it anywhere".
I take the plunge and miraculously the traffic parts and flows around me.
The secret of survival when crossing a busy Saigon street is do not stop.
You will just get everybody confused and tears, or multiple internal injuries,
are inevitable.
Safely across, I admire the schoolgirls cycling by, straight backed and
effortlessly elegant in their white ao dais. A man, his face weather-beaten
to old brown parchment, splutters though the chaos with what seems like
50 limp and weary ducks strapped to his motorbike. I hand a few dong to
a beggar I recognise; her face was dissolved by napalm when she was a child.
I head down Le Loi Street and what I notice is a growing number of upmarket
shops selling beautifully crafted clothes and linen and turn into Nguyen
Hue Street and down to Ton Duc Thang Street. I look out for one of the
many touts selling boat rides along the Saigon River. I bargain him down
to 200,000 dong (they always ask for too much) for a two-hour tour in an
elongated wooden motor boat. Every time I am in Saigon I take this trip,
which should be mandatory for any visitor.
The Saigon River is a working port, busy with the din of life and commerce.
(From here, you can also catch the hydrofoil to Vung Tau, the former French
seaside resort of Cap St Jacques. But then, you'd be disappointed as the
beaches there are not worth the journey. Indeed, Vietnam is not a place
to come for a beach holiday at all).
My captain and crew is a bright-eyed middle-aged woman who doesn't speak
English but has smiling, nodding and pointing down to a fine art. We putter
off across the river, dodging other small craft and thick floating islands
of bright-green vegetation, then under the large neon signs advertising
Mercedes-Benz and Sky TV, and into another world.
I glance back at the Saigon skyline, which seems to stretch upwards with
every visit, and towards the ramshackle wooden and corrugated-iron shanties
lining the tributary that ushers us into the heart of the still mostly
rural District 4. As we glide further into the rice fields and reed beds,
it's hard to believe that we are only a few minutes away from the frenetic
city centre, where pavement cobblers hammer at strips of leather and unwary
tourists stand dumbfounded as speedy motorcycle thieves disappear into
the distance with their cameras and handbags. We wave at women toiling
in the rice paddies, at bare-chested men in boats groaning under the weight
of freshly-cut reeds. I sit back with the sun in my face and listen to
the silence, punctuated only by the throaty cough of our engine.
An hour later we emerge into the Saigon River like time-travellers and
begin putt-putting our way back to the city, past jam-packed ferries, giant
container ships, huge wooden rice boats bloated like pregnant whales, and
all manner of smaller vessels transporting and selling everything imaginable.
Down here, families live on their boats, river police sleep on their floating
stations and tend their flowerpots, and the villagers on the riverbanks
go about their lives on foot, motorbike and bicycle.
I can feel the dusk in the shadows being cast across Dong Khoi Street (which
Graham Greene made famous as Rue Catinat in The Quiet American) as I stroll
back to my friend's house near Notre Dame, where I am staying. Past the
Majestic, and the Continental Hotel, the Cafe Givral, the antique, art
and silk shops, and the new designer clothing and homewares stores.
There is so much history here, so much that evokes the past, particularly
that which we associate with the war. But I see that things are changing.
New and taller hotels are opening . There are not so many tacky tourist
shops selling fake dog-tags and reproduction opium pipes. The ranks of
the beggars are thinning. There are more cars and fewer cyclos. The street's
rough edges are disappearing and I can feel the smooth skin of prosperity.
But still, it retains much of the character that makes it what it is. There
is no place like this.
Outside the central post office, my favourite French building in Saigon,
I am surrounded by young girls selling postcards, stamp albums and bound
collections of old Vietnamese currency.
"Hey you, you buy from me?" they yelp. "I no lucky today.
I no sell nothing."
I take a seat on one of the varnished wooden benches inside and study the
vintage maps of Indochine painted on the walls. I nod to a large canvas
of Uncle Ho, the man who beat the French and set the stage for the defeat
of American military might. What would he think of Saigon today? Did he
know that half the population is under 25 and has no memory of the war?
That many of his countrymen who fled in 1975 were now returning to do business
and invest in the resurgent economy? Or that elegant French cafes are sprouting
up by the park in Le Duan Street, where not so long ago the only things
for sale were cheap greeting cards and five-dollar hookers?
He'd be happy with the recent restoration of this post office. It's grand
and cavernous and echoes with the sound of people paying their bills, posting
letters and making excited telephone calls to their families elsewhere
in the country or overseas.
As I sit there, my new pack of postcards in my lap, I plan the evening
ahead. Perhaps it's the balmy warmth, the half-hearted street lighting,
the drifting smoke from pavement barbecues and the constant buzz and hum
of the traffic but Saigon nights have a dreamlike quality about them, and
should be savoured at every opportunity.
I decide on a swim in the 14th-floor pool of the Diamond Plaza building;
a pre-dinner beer at Saigon Saigon, the delightful, if expensive, rooftop
bar at the Caravelle Hotel that has an almost panoramic view of the city;
a barbecue dinner at Luong Son restaurant in Ly Tu Trong Street, which
is always lively and full with Vietnamese families; then a quick stroll
next door to the Blue Gecko bar, which has the most raucous music and best
pool table of the multitude of bars in town.
Later, and depending how much I've drunk, I'll take a taxi down to Pham
Ngu Lao Street in the heart of the backpacker district where the restaurants
and bars stay open later than anywhere else in town. Tomorrow? I might
go to the old presidential palace where the North Vietnamese tanks so dramatically
burst through the gates in 1975. Then again, I might just wander the streets.
My reverie is shaken by a familiar call.
"Hey you, you want shoeshine? Very cheap. Two dollar."
I turn and there, grinning at me from the steps outside, is the Winklepicker
Boy. He's taller but bean-shoot thin, and from where I'm sitting, his shoes
still look way too big for his feet. But they are polished to perfection
and, if anything, look more dangerous than ever.
© Graham Reilly



